Mother's Day

Mother's Day Funny Stories
Three old ladies were sitting around a table. The first says, "I'm getting so forgetful­ I was standing at the top of the stairs and I couldn't remember whether I was going down or had just come up."The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day I was sitting on my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or getting up." The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, I have no memory problems at all, knock wood."She raps the table. "Who's there?"

To my mom I wish you the very best mother's day. May it be filled with great memories of mothering your 3 sons. You're the best.

Love you always,
Craig